LAUGH OUT LOUD

THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE GG TO WORK IN A BUBBLE TEA SHOP.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they're working at some secret place so you wont get to see them unless you're like damn unlucky. imagine them working? OMG DAMN FUNNY LAH!

the bull shitted on me

first day of work at cafe cartel is a killer. anw, since i've said that i wanted this job. i must finish it till the end. but let me rant it out.

1st misfortune:
i've got to wear a freaking over sized shirt. i look like a freaking parachute. and i've to wear a damn long apron which i feel like a dowager and i practically sweep the floor with my apron.

2nd misfortune:
my manager is a freaking philipino. my first impression of her : "shldnt she be at home doing all the cleaning?". i shall not pin point her english but she seriously shldnt be a manager lah! couldnt really look up to her.

3rd misfortune:
an ah beng and his brother working there. both of them had to guide me. IM DAMN SUAY LAH.
the cook is like a mute who doesnt like talking and he complains when the last order doesnt ends.

4th misfortune:
THERE'RE SO MANY THINGS TO TAKE NOTE OF! my brain capacity is like only one picobyte lah. how to take note!

5th misfortune:
when you clear the tables, you got to stack the plates and GLASSES. so far, i havent broke any. BETTER NOT . later dock from my pay. but i spilled coffee on my just washed converse shoe.
WTSSSSS.

6th misfortune:
one old man and 2 ah ma came into cartel. they requested for the equals sugar, specially for ppl who have diabetes.

i went back to tell them: "sorry, we dont have that kind of sugar"

he went "%$*#$@@!!!!!!!!!!!, LAST NIGHT I CAME HERE HAVE WAD, now DONT have AHHH?!"

in my heart: " dont drink coffee lah, drink plain water! got diabetes still drink coffee!"

i nicely said: "wait i'll inform my manager"

my manager got ppl to specially buy the EQUALS for them.
i went back to clear the plates, the old man said: "we waited for SO LONG, still havent come AH, the service BAD you knw." (damn naggy lah!)

i wanted to pass them salt and tell them that this "sugar" is specailly for old ppl.

7th misfortune:
i got to sweep every corner and WASH THE DAMN TOILET. thank god i no need to touch the sanitary pad.

after working at cartel, im not gg to vist cartel anm. it's not very hygenic for the staffs there and the diners and staffs are 2 worlds apart. now i really appreciate ppl who clears my table.

anw, i took it off from caryn's blog and facebook. very interesting quizz(:

Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in the next. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously. Your Love, You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this is not very true but part of it is.

I NO NEED TO WORK ON NEW YEAR'S EVE ANM! thanks to xingjie (:
goodbye folks and have a happy countdown celebration! :D

BOOOM

i cant see my blog. i dont knw why.
this is damn fustrating and i dont like it. what is wrong man!

christmas was great. good company and good atmosphere. probably cause i dressed up :D
celebrated with a good bunch of ppl at my pastor's hse and we played through out the night. i played wii until my right hand ached like crazy.

i went to my church during christmas eve and had service. my church is mostly made up of ppl who are above 40. they thought i was crazy when i go there all red and white (santarina). why singaporeans just cant relax even during this festive season?

i guess they might be thinking:
"this za bo, siao leh"
hahahaha.

oh. i cant hear music too! must be my brother, screwed the speakers up and now i cant hear any music! TSKKKKK.

i cant believe im gg to start working soon. at cafe cartel.
THEIR DOOM DAY IS APPROCHING :D

monday to wednesday will be my trng period and den i can start work already. $5 bucks per hr leh ): so little. bo bian. im gg to work hard. thank god my work place is quite near my hse if not i'll just die travelling.

IM GG TO FREAKIN OVER PAY FOR MY OVERSIZED UNIFORM. the person said no more s and no more m left LARGE. WAH LAO EHHHHHHHH. the small is quite big already cause the cutting is HUGEEEE. im gg to pay $45 bucks on 2 shirts and APRON?! NO WAY MAN. i dont want to look like a parachute while serving the ppl. TSKKKKK.

conclusion: life is full of challenges and SHITTTT.

ZOO TRIP

i seriously dread waking up in the morning.
i went to ZOOOOOO000000oooooo with my dearest cousin (grace) just a few days back.
we took a few photos, we could have taken more photos but she forgot to bring her camera. she's really at her old age. HAHA.

i think the animals in the zoo have a better life than me. they hardly move! me and grace almost fell asleep during the walk. we manged to cover the zoo like in 3 hrs? we had a break at KFC (the place is so damn crowded with children screaming arnd, damn annoying but they're cute) we were like 2 hungry ghost, we ate as if there were no food left. haha. that woman walked so fast, that i've to run after her. so damn hard to keep up with someone who has long legs. too bad, not in my genes.

i saw the statue of ah meng! shit i lost the photo -.- the elephants are damn cute. the kangaroos are too lazy to hop, the fishes are too lazy to swim, the birds forgot how to fly, the bored wolf walked in circles, the snakes are rotting, i bet the giraffes forgot that they have long necks too.

oh i knw quite a lot of interesting facts about some common animals like the fat hippo. they arent that useless! they yawn to show off their teeth to warn others not to provoke them and also to attract the females -.- the sex of the crocodiles are determined by the temperature of where the eggs are kept. elephants can carry heavy things which can weigh up to 500kg! so huge and strong. the emus eat metallic stuffs such as bottle caps so that they can grind their food better (good digestion). i also feel that ppl who've got proper legs shld walk and not take the tram. it's ex plus you cant see much on ur own. i love giraffe and the probocis monkeys!


PEEKTURES OF THE HIGH CLASS ANIMALS.



PAY $5 TO TOUCH US.
ELEPHANTS!
when you come to zoo, it's a must to look at the africa penguines.
their facial expressions can make you laugh out loud.

it was staring at me lah.
armpits in the air! hahahaha.
i wanted to cross over to provoke the tortise.
hard working squirrels (:
giraffe! my hillary!
PROBOSCIS MONKEY. this one yawned. damn funny.
his hands lifting his fats up. proboscis monkey no 2. :D

OH! I AM HIRED! hahahaha. im gg to work after xmas at cafe cartel (: and it's gg to be somewhere near my hse! YAY. but i got to pay for the damn shirt and apron. although the pay is gg to be average but at least im gg to have fun. i've also learnt one thing. just try my luck when comes to finding job. the more i want the job, the job will not come to me.

EVERY COTTON MARY JANE
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com


hahah i went to zoo with my cousin today :D we had fun.
shall blog about soon. now lazy and i finally found the pair of shoes that i've always wanted but cant be found in singapore ):

christmas is coming and im depressed.
goodnight friendz.

my all time favourite song.

me and grace(:

didnt knw wii game would turn out successful. i thought no one will come to my station cause is damn smelly. i wonder how i tahan the damn smell :D

this week is gonna be a fun week plus christmas is coming up! yay(:

i just realise. schooling is damn fun. hahaha. still rmb one incident damn stupid and funny.

sec 2, when PL was at serangoon garden.
during assembly, krystal and stephanie wee pulled out my shoelaces.
i tied them back. den they pulled them out agn. i got high tolerance and so i didnt killed them.

ms gan called us to stand up for flag raising.
i thought i was fast enough to tie my shoelaces -.-
in the end, i was the last few to stand up and she of all ppl caught me.

ms gan: "THAT GIRL (point at me), STAND UP"
i was like WTH. den i point to myself and mouthed "me ah?"
den she said "YES"
wah laoooooooooooooo.

i stood right infront of the entire school and ppl laughed at me.
ms gan told me that she'll come and find me after the assembly.
after assembly, everyone was dismissed but i stood there like a moron. i thought she forgot about me and i thought of leaving and she appeared. she didnt scold me and told her the stupid reason of why i stood up late.
ms gan: "next time you listen to instructions, after flag raising den tie ur shoelaces"
my lesson learnt is to hide the shoelaces in ur shoes -.-


now not knwing where im gg to land, still hovering arnd and banging my head just about anywhere. keep on spending money and feeling guilty and spend money agn. vicious cycle.tsk. i want to go school. but i dont want to leave those sheltering walls yet ): shopping with my mom tmr :D

i shall sleep soon and exercise tmr morning.
shit. waking up is another major problem.
goodnighty.

THIS LAST WEEK AND THIS WEEK WAS A BOMB :D
busy with church camp, busy with that and this.
really tired and i treasure the time i've before i get my results back.

caryn msged me to visit the eatandeatandeatandeatandeatandeat friend named JOELLE ONG. hahaha. she ate honey dew that is sold at the road side of malaysia and almost died. HAHA. vomited and diarrhoea. sad): she recovered so we went to catch bolt and it's 3 D and shopping! (:
the hamster can kill you, damn fat lah. hahahaha. but it's damn cute(:


two eatandeatandeatandeat monsters at town.
-.-
(:
too dark but it was a cute cupcake(:
i was irritated with joelle but was laughing at the same time.

church camp was fun, great. i've learnt alot of things and i knw one thing is that things doesnt happen coincidentally. sometimes i've to think and really reflect upon each little things and conversations. i feel a need to improve my my quiet time. we bond quite a lot during this camp and stuff. YAY:D and the youths in my church are damn crappy lah. they can joke 24/7 non stop and can kill you. HAHAHA.

anw everyone's working lah huh. shld i work at pepper lunch? $5/hr leh. i dont think worth it man. kit ru is working at aussino, a place where i can stand and sleep. i cant work there, confirm die. hui min is working at crystal jade, she almost burnt death. HAHA no lah. just the finger but i bet i'll break all the claypots.

caryn msged me to visit the eatandeatandeatandeatandeatandeat friend named JOELLE ONG. hahaha. she ate honey dew that is sold at the road side of malaysia and almost died. HAHA. vomited and diarrhoea. sad): she recovered so we went to catch bolt and it's 3 D and shopping! (:
the hamster can kill you, damn fat lah. hahahaha. but it's damn cute.

FINALLY, IM GG OUT WITH BEVERLY AND MINI WEE(: EXCITING.
damn long nv go vivo also. twilight. anyone want to watch with me????
quite sad it's NC 16, many ppl cant go. HAHA i want to rub it in. i can go! (:

goodnight!

ok. i give up on facebook. hands up.
friendster still better.
ok gg shopping at bugis tmr! yay.
hope all the bengs and lianz siam away from me.
i still rmb me and stephanie yeo got confronted by a group of AH LIANZXZXZ.
i purposely tok enguish to them so they can understood what i sayins. HAHAHA.
i think they're really crazy. they thought me and steph yeo gossiping about them when actually we were praising them for being nice to approach a lost boy. WAH LAO EH. EARS GOT PROBLEM LAH.
hahaha after toking good enguish, they want to fren fren us. HAHAHA. damn funny.
ok im gg to buy alot of cheap shirts and flood my wardrope with clothes.

track camp, ms hazelin outing, jingting's christmas party are over and i miss them all ):
got pictures but with juniors. haha post them up when i got my hands on them.
HAHA. idiot. i actually dress up during the christmas party! wahlao damn embarrassing cause ms deepa and lim yaoxiang is there-.- if ms ferng there, she'll definitely laugh at me? i wonder what's her reaction. HAHA.

anw upcoming christmas celebration, im definitely dressing up agn with that santa suit. haha so fun!
oh church camp. it's gg to be fun. im printing the camp booklets. crap i hope it'll just turn out fine or very nice if not i will kill myself. my art is so horrible, even a twirl of shit on the floor will look better than my art piece. thank god that there're talents out there to help me.

seriously i want to blog about this. rant it out man.
I DONT LIKE IRRITATING, IMPATIENT, SMELLY, CHEEKOPEK, RUDE UNCLES.
real life experiences.

1) i think i went kovan and took 113 home at 7pm which is during the peek hours. i was standing at the exit, near the tapping machine. A FREAKIN RUDE UNCLE PUSHED (with force) ME without trying to say excuse me. *stupid ass hole.

2) after track camp. we were carrying our humongous bags onto the bus. (my bad for hitting some ppl and this ass hole uncle a few times) this stupid uncle who was sitting down pushed my bag and making me to lose my balance. thank god im good at balancing. HAHA. idiot. i stared and him and tolerate.

3) TODAY. this uncle lazy to take out his wallet from his chest pocket to tap his card so hs whole body slam to the tapping machine. he deserve to be killed. den he pushed me forward to make space for him to walk-.- even the fat woman before him manage to walk past me without touching any part of my body. TSK.
ALL THE KIASU AUNTIE. just stop pushing! TSK. cant even balance urself properly, still want to get off ur seats so soon. TSK.

im so dead. i keep spending money. i dont knw where all the money goes. basically on food and drinks. die lah. so dead. after dec, im gg to get a job. a job that i'll enjoy. im quite confused these few days. confused of why ppl react that way. it's night time agn and i like to lie on my pillow and slowly drift into my dreams.
night! (:

im pretty angry with several stuffs and i want to lay them aside. i just want to enjoy my holiday and laze off like a pig before getting down to work and projs which are crazy.

im miss PL. i mean besides all those damn long MORNING-KILLER prayers by mrs lee, she means well to the school, all the stupid disciplinary actions such as late for school for 3 times will have to pay $5 and also a training session on how-to-be-punctual. ok which ever juniors reading this, just dont sign the form and you wont need to go for the stupid training session but you have got to pay cause of the stupid prefects.

i miss pl cause i can do whatever i like. lifting up my skirt high in the air and to put my blouse or adjust my pants are a normality in PL. HAHA. i miss screaming in class for pads, not panicking when i stained my skirts. i miss those unglam runnings in school, chasing after friends to smash cake on their face, screaming like siao zha bos and the best thing is nobody cares :D PL also damn joke lah. the school ordered macdonalds for us and we were damn happy. in the end, the mac chicken do not have veg and mayo. HAHAHAHA. wah lao cheapo can! then the tissues give so many. hahahaha.

i miss those days of sleeping in class esp chinese lessons when i was sec 3. i was sitting at the front row, stupid ming hwee walked past the corridor, saw me sleeping.

"HOU LAO SHI, QIANWEI ZAI SHUI JIAO!"

*me shocked and first thing is i want to kill her.

hou lao shi said: "WO ZHI DAO, BU YAO HA HAO TING WO DE KE, DENG YI XIA ORAL FAIL." :D

but seriously at that time i really buay ta han and i decided to be brave and take a little nap since she's not directly in front of me.

this is a very good example of what pl lites can do. HAHAHAHAHA. she's beverly the 2C2'06 sleeping queen. she can sleep just about anywhere and everywhere. SHE'S SLEEPIN ON A FRAKING TABLE WITH A FREAKIN BOSTER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
wah biang. i doubt i can do this in jc/poly ): beverly, YOU'RE DEAD NXT YEAR, YOU CANT DO THIS ANM :D

i'll definitely miss the ppl in pl. although we've conflicts but the times when we have fun tgt are more than the times when we're angry with each other right? haiya, damn sad. i miss trackers. all the sweat and tears that we've been through these four years were not easy. i could have given up long ago if werent for each one of you. the killer stairs, i could have roll all the way down and the 10 sets of 400m would not have completed. ok im like making a damn long speech here. shall save it for the upcoming camp this coming mon! (:

EXCITED TO SEE MS FERNGALICIOUS & MS HAZELIN AND JUNIORS but dont want to leave them.

i can go on and on saying that i miss the ppl and everything. but i wont forget the good times we all share tgt. hahahaha. eh! i jsut realise, we havent visit the new museum! HAHAHA SALLY! im gg to check out sally this mon. HAHAHAHA.

im mad. my body has gone hay wired. now is freakin 3.30am and im still up and i've got church to go tmr-.-
night.

I AM UPSET. I FEEL LIKE A LOSER. I HATE THE FEELING OF REJECTION. I AM ANGRY. I AM DEPRESSED >:(

nvm i shall be optimistic. they nv choose me is their loss. BIG LOSS, GIGANTIC LOSS. they chose someone whom might eat up their shop. ppl who knw her will knw what im talking about. WHY IS IT SO UNFAIR. nvm probably cause me and wanyi got track camp and ms hazelin outing (24-26) which are the days when we must go for the ben and jerry's trng.

AH. I. WANT. TO. BURN. THE. SHOP. DOWN.

ok now i knw that singapore is so small and everyone is fighting for a place to work! i shall be garang guni! nobody will fight with me! eh! good idea. ok too tiring lah. give up. TSKKKKK.

no. im gg to be a happy kid andenjoy myself now cause i got 2 camps to attend! and the wii event held in church and ok it's gg to be fun. OMG icant wait for the track camp but i heard ms ferng rejected all the dirty games and we had to do brain teasers instead like her fav chemistry. god knws what we're gg to do. ohmygad. oh, for the first time, pl track is finally able to get out of the school to SENTOSA! hahah. so much fun. dont care im gg to play like crazy. haiya i maybe trying out toys r us, hagen daz or anderson or go for the $50 for one day job. heh heh. i dont want t be a sales girl cause like quite sian.

nvm here's my fav song. IM A SUPER WOMAN. im gg to sing to my mother. cause i think she's a superwoman too! goodnight yo!

this episode of little britain is damn funny. hahaha enjoy!

katy perry has a unique style. no wonder maddona likes her. i like this song cause it's cute esp the last part. hahaha. ok, gross but it's funny. ok, my mom nags at me for super long today cause i wasnt at home for the past few days and she "stored" her energy for the past few days and today she finally explode. I CAN DIE.

all my shopping trips were not that fruitful maybe cause im lazy to open my eyes bigger to search high and low for better clothes, that's why i'm always wearing the same thing. but i eat and eat non stop throughout the trips so i better go and exercise. i cant wait for track camp (sec 4 farewell). i dont want to leave PL so fast cause i really miss those times tgt. ms hazelin bringing us out ( a group of pigs). i guess we shld share the bill cause i think she'll be bankrupt in just one day :D

CONFIRM. nobody from ben and jerry, golden village ( us applied to be cleaners there), toys r us. NO ONE WANTS ME AND WANYI.

i'm angry. i dont want to rot at home and spend my mom's money, i want to earn. ok im getting tired and pissed. need to wake up early for church. i need to go out with my sec 2 class mates(: and i need to get all the presents that i owed ppl this year. i need to spend a bomb agn.

goodnight!

today, i went shopping with a mad woman named joelle ong.
she pierced her eyebrow! ouch. anw she said it wasnt very very very pain as she thought. the guy who pierced for her looks as if he wants to murder her lah :D
i bought a bag. quite satisfied but i want to kill e shop owner. nvm lazy explain.
stupid chong dont want to come and rather stay at home to play her POKEMON.
see? o levels have drived us nuts and we're all turning into games such as habbo, neopets, POKEMON. hahaha. cant believe i actually find these games fun and exciting.
oh gad.

i love this feeling. this feeling is called shiok. feeling damn shiok, not having to care today is what date and to sleep anytime i want. haha esp on rainy days, i can laze at home like a FAT PIG also no one bothers. to go out everyday will be a killer man. my leg almost break today. pain ):
omg my mom is still up at this time! weird.
maybe tmr she'll menopause and i'll be in deep shit.
ok im gg to be very guai so she wont explode.

I WANT TO DIE. NOBODY FROM TOY R US, BEN AND JERRY, GOLDEN VILLAGE CALL ME ): nobody wants to hire me. most probably cause of my ugly handwriting and those idiots out there who've got a job experience is competing with me ): no money. haha i got a back up! gonna do some stall tending or dont knw wad event(s) at sentosa from 7.30 to 2 plus and i can get $.$ yo man. it's the cash man. no need my mom to feed me, i can be independent. hahahaha.
can die leh, WAKE UP SO BLOODY EARLY. im not a morning person as some ppl knw.
I CANNOT WAKEUP EARLY IN THE MORNING LEH. die.

to me, i dont like ppl who say things and do things the other way round. how shld i put this... i mean saying things in one way and doing things in another way. like contradicting themselves the whole time. this shows that they dont mean it and they just say cause they want to justify, to make up an excuse for themselves. whatever lah, pissed off. sometimes i feel that being sensitive to ur friends is very impt. i realised that sometimes im not being sensitive which is bad and not being tactful. but some ppl shld deserve a well tight slap for being really idiotic which means that they purposely want you to be angry or sad. some are being unintentionally stupid. at least try to reflect right? ok i think e way i describe is too much. but still i think being tactful is impt. so im gg to try my best to become more sensitive and nice and alot more tolerant.

MS HAZELIN IS BRINGING US OUT YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D she's the rocker man
ok i think my arm is dislocated. no. exaggeration. ok. im. gg. to. go. to. sleep. now. good. night. haw haw. christmas is coming yo (:

this is the MAN WHO CANT BE MOVE.

FLY BABY FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont think he needs to go to the loo, just take a bottle and he's done.

cause i dont think he can bend down at all.

<3 salad (no use pls -.-)
see? HE'S ON A FREAKIN TRUCK. YOU TELL ME WHO TRAVEL LIKE THAT?

anw, i watched news a few weeks ago and they said. HE'S GETTING MARRIED! like OMG!!!!

muack muacks!

he's lying throughout the video -.- just do what he did the past few years, you may break his world record :D

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1488655367/bctid1552690912

HE NEEDS TO WEAR A BRAAAA BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet no size, need to custom make.

he gave me a lot of hope that one day i'll get married too. haha, ok, im very mean. but really wad. im sure wanyi will totally agree with me.

im gg to get my job soon. i hope ben and jerry would hire me and wanyi ): i guess they may fire the both of us very soon too.

BYEBYE! (:

:D

this is joelle's ah ma. DAMN FUNNY. this woman ask me to go and see last year's halloween pictures, just to see her. even my mom cant take it and laugh out loud. i think she's one of the cutest grandma in the world. esp the last photo with her mouth wide open :O

EUPHORIA! O'levels will be officially over next tues. HAHAHAHA but i've already taste the freedom :D

i still cant believe that i actually subscribed the the gurl newsletter a few years back. they will send a newsletter to ur email every week. sometimes they really got some interesting topics. den today i came across with this GAY thing. they tell you about interesting facts of when is the first gay marriage and smt like when prom gets political (gays). hahahaha quite cool actually.

http://www.gurl.com/findout/guides/pages/0,,711817,00.html

thinking about the past, actually time passes really fast. it's so damn bloody fast, and till now i still can rmb vividly wad i've said to alvi in the bus during the preims period. i told her that i dread o levels, hate all the messy worksheets. seriously the first paper and those papers that i've to write like 1oooooooooo words kind? it feels like ur adrenal gland is about to burst and feeling the adrenaline rushing into every single vein. sucks but it's over. HAWHAW now i can burn all of them, no recycle would be great(: seriously, o levels is like taking anti-biotics, have to finish the pills and i've always dread every pill that i've to eat. i've have to take about 15 mins to eat one pill? i know im a loser, cant swallow a pill but i've always got this phobia of getting choked. But finally all the heavy papers are all over, and no longer need to stay up every night just to finish what i need to do.

I MUST SAY ALL THE INSECTS IN THE WORLD SHOULD DIE AND ALL THE NOISY KIDS SHOULD BE HANGED. everytime when i do my night study, stupid insects will come and visit me. beetles, super big cockcroaches, dont knw wad and lizards will come and irrtate me. those kids have powerful screamings. thank god the boys will break their voices. TELL ME WHICH IDIOT WILL PLAY SPARKLES AT 1AM?! but the joke is that one man actually couldnt stand the noise and shouted "OIE! SHUT UP LAH!". this is why i hate to study in the noon or morning plus i cant wake up early in the morning. thanks for those who prayed for me(: oh kitru, i must say that you've been a great support(:

actually im not very happy or excited that exams are over, just feel a sense of relief. i think i'll be feeling weird the next few days. i've to get over my coffee addiciton and im gg to exercise exercise exercise, do anything just to be fit again. im also a damn white chicken. SO FREAKIN GROSS. im gg to suntan. i feel worst den a blubber. ppl can use me to pump oil into their vehicals, hahaha they can save $$$$$$. OK, im talking shit. i screwed a few papers so just hoping that i'll do alright. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, head that we'll be getting results either mid jan or early feb.OMGGGGGGGGGGGG :O

hahahaha today went lunch with joelle ong li en, she's so EMBARRASSING. but. this woman is the only one who can make yu cry and laugh at the same time. you wont knw how to descibe this person. she went to this ah ma, probably leave somewhere near me?

she said hello to this ah ma and called her HER "AH MAH"

seriously i wanted to kill myself at that moment.

THE AH MA'S REPLY:

" WRONG PERSON. WRONG PERSON. IM NOT UR AH MA"

the ah ma tell the woman who's next to her.

"she call me ah ma, wrong person, wrong person."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Im gg to be the ransacker very soon. after tuesday's paper, im gg to go and stayover ppl's hse. YAY, watch movies, sleep to be a pig, slack arnd, go friendster to see ahlianzxzxz and to repeat history agn. HAHA go sandy hse and push the tanning oil bottle down.

hahahahaha only sandy and kitru knw what exactly happened and it's damn funny. i almost killed sandy's maid. i've also heard that there're more ppl killed just by walking under the coconut trees and hit by them compared to the no of ppl being eaten by the killer sharks.

im so gg to shop shop shop. hahaha make over. gonna change from ugly betty to i dont knw.haha.

anw, im already worried for results. argh.

CHONG!

YOU'RE A ULTIMATE IDIOT:P

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.

NO ONE CAN BE JUST AS UNLUCKY AS ME.
i want to print my geog ans from the academic portal and after printing 2 pages and the printer says:

"NO BLACK INK, REPLACE INK. NO CYAN, REPLACE INK."

tried to use other colours but it's stupid, no black ink, no cyan i dont print for you.

stupid shit. i took the effort but the the printer doesnt want to side me.

oh i watched the video that Mr Foo took during the nationals trngs as well as the cross country competition. i really miss those times. practical today, i hope i did well. shoots, havent bathe. BYE!

STUPID PRINTER.

shit, i want to show this picture, damn funny but not in this com!!!!
Anyway, this idiotic uncle who lives just a block away from me is singing 24/7 non-stop. I WANT TO KILL HIM RIGHT AWAY, BURN HIS SOUND SYSTEM, TEAR OUT HIS LARYNX CAUSE HIS VOICE SUCKS. somemore he sings songs from the last century! TSK.

anw, just hate it when teachers kept comparing us to the last badge. we're all trying hard, i suppose, yes, trying hard to go against our limits to go further. we may not be intelligent or let say exam smart people but the sight of all the statisitcs are way too nerve wrecking(did i use correctly?). Anw, exerting some stress on us are good which can push us further. we may not be as good or better than the badge before but it's kinda depressing to keep hearing that we are not as good right??? whatever it is, just pray that we all do well and at least worked for it.alright shall stop ranting and off to my books.
just wondering whether the F1 racers will feel weird to race in singapore. haha maybe after all the night racings, our highways will be gone!
ok, im off!!!!

(: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:

yay went to watch DEATH RACE with chong and joelle.

the sound effects were like drilling into our ears, blood splashed all around, gruesome!!!! :O but it was exciting. OMG. can die just watching all the violence. joelle really can eat 5 TIGERS:D

TOMORROW with cheekuehqueen cum banana!!!!!

these pictures worth some money, i can ask for ransom!!!!!

muahahahahaha all ur umglams.... $.$ heh heh heh heh

okay, i shall go off and bathe, i smell like a rat.

goodbye! (:

HELLO
ok. havent blog for a long time.
my stupid brother brought his laptop to his girlfriend's hse ad im only left with TV to spend my free time.
Thank god this idiot finally brought his laptop back and left it on and he went for i dont knw wad.
so i grabbed this time to blog!!!!
this is an ugly blog skin, rather it does not have a skin. it's just white and nothing else.
im gg to change it i find smt nice.
BAD NEWS.
im sneezing really badly and the trees are gg to die because of me.
i've used a bucket full of tissue papers, they're full of mucus and not one single piece not stained with my mucus. gross.
hahaha i think im so gg to make my brother's laptop covered with my mucus, see if he dare to bring it to his girlfriend's hse again. many ppl knw that my hse got no entertainment, worse den a hospital. KNS MADE ME ALMOST DIED OF BOREDOM.
yay study with cockcroach tmr, it is so gg to be fun!!!!!! den next few days with my sister and carolyn! HAHAHAHAHAHA. i miss trackers): why cant happiness last longer den unfortunate events and bad feelings? no matter wad you said from wad i've heard from ppl, it's quite unbelieveble. i felt so bad after screaming at my mom, im gg to hug her later. hahahahaha.

if i've neglected anyone during this shitty period, rmb it's not my fault, it's the o level's fault.
seriously i think that putting my mucus on his laptop is a good idea. haha i guess his keyboard got some already. murder him the next time he brings his laptop away.
goodnight goodbye(:

i have to wake up early tmr but im still not sleeping.
yes i guess talking helps sometimes.
i miss running!!!!!!!
of course i miss trackers):

national day is coming and im so gg to buy a flag to show my love for singapore.
muacks singapore cause the toilet is cleaner den some other parts of the country. YAY!!!
whoever invented the NEWater is so cool and smart. yay we no need to worry about water anm!!!!

still, let's recycle, reuse and reduce!!!! to save this world!!!
i've this fetish about recyling paper.
yess it's 2.11 now and im sleepy now!
ok this blog is dead and im gg to die sooner or later.
goodnight(:
we're so gonna to
EAT
DRINK
SLEEP
PLAY
STUDY
SHIT
TALK
LAUGH
SMILE
CRY
WITH O LEVELS.
i should be dead by now.
ok talking nonsense here.
byebye.

year 1991

OMG LOOK AT HER HOT BOD AND TATOOS.

haha i knw i sound like a pervert now. Anw, i came across google so i went to search for her pics!

i think she looks so much hotter in her thirties den when she was young. totally opp from others.

i've persevered. i did my bible study faithfully for 3 days and today shall be the fourth(: i super cant believe i've made it thus far. hahahahaha.

tmr is 4by4 race. i really hope all of us push all out and that we will do a very very good timing. i really want to do well despite of many things that has happened this week. but whatever, DO NOT WORRY (i've tried my best not to worry) and also not to feel bothered. haha i'll conquer it. i have to reach school by 61oam!!! what is this shit lah.. even the birds and worms never wake up so early can???? i super scared i oversleep lah. KNS. im gg to sleep at 9 the latest tonight.

goodnight goodnight.

this is really cute(:
anw just studied lit, so shit dead. so many things to study and races coming up):
here're some codes that i've tried to memorise.
so many things need to memorise):

things base and vile, holding no quantity,
love can transpose to form and dignity.
love looks not with the eyes but with the mind,
and therefore winged cupid is painted blind.
Nor hath love's mind of any judgement taste,
wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste.
and therefore love issaid to be a child,
because in choice he is so oft beguiled.

haha cool, although it didnt take me much time to memorise but i'll surely forget it in no time.
i've tried cod liver oil from young, and last year i've tried it again because i've heard ppl said that it'll help ur brain to develop well and it'll strengthens ur memory. BULLSHIT. haha sadly, it didnt work on me): KNS. (my cod liver oil story) haha ppl like bella will knw.

tmr's trng at bishan which means i've got to wake up alot earlier just to catch bus 53. I NEVER RELISH THE IDEA OF WAKING UP EARLY SINCE YOUNG? OK MAYBE SINCE PRIMARY SCHOOL. NEVER. shit NO WAY AM I GG TO OVERSLEEP TMR. im gg to msg everyone to give me morning call.

okokokok i better go if not really gg to have headache. i really want the best timing(: we push tgt alright? although we've to change the members but just run ur best cause we're from PL(: gonna push tmr and i think i can sleep and run at the same time.
goodbye!!!!

Dont you think pear copy apple?
I HATE PEARS.





everything went wrong again.
but again, WHATEVER.





dont you get it?
i dont blame it on you.
you always keep sayin just blame it on you cause "you're always the one at fault"
you've been sayin that.
i guess that you'll read this so here it is.
stop "F"ing
rmb? you ask me to remind you to stop and say "you're pathetic?"
but look wad you've wrote.
ok you're pathetic.
i dont knw wad to make for yati):





IM GG TO MEET THE FAMOUS CHEE KUEH QUEEN IN NO TIME.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
byebye(:

FROM TMR ONWARDS
i cannot sleep till 12pm anymore)':
FROM TMR ONWARDS
i cant afford to waste anymore time
FROM TMR ONWARDS
i've to hear the droning voices.
but i cant afford to not listen.
FROM TMR ONWARDS
term 3 starts.
i dont wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt ):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpblnsJEWM

nice(: heard it on 987 before.

I MUST DIE.
I OVERSLEPT AGAIN.
I MISSED TRNG AGN.
I SLEPT AT 2.
I SHOULDNT HAVE :'(
I SET 1st ALARM AT 710am
I SET 2nd ALARM AT 7.15am
MY FRIEND CALLED 2 TIMES I DIDNT WAKE UP.
MY FRIEND CALLED THE 3RD TIME DEN I WAKE UP.
I WOKE UP AT 9.47AM.
I'M VERY VERY >:( AND VERY VERY :(
I COULD HAVE DONE ANOTHER 4OOM FULL ROUND
KNSKNSKNSKNSKNSKNSKNSKNSKNSKNSKNSKNS
IM GG RUNNING LATER.
MY DEAREST TEAM MATES, DONT >:( WITH ME ):
CAUSE IM GG TO BUY A BIG ALARM CLOCK.
I HATE THE PERSON WHO INVENTED THE "SNOOZE BUTTON"
I SNOOZED TILL I'M TOO LAZY TO PRESS NOW.
BYEBYEBYE ):

shit. school gonna reopen.
pls shoot me.
when school reopens, it'll send me straight to the pits of the hell.


TMR TRNG AGAIN.
tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
we dont have the right to say no or yes, i just realise.


so many lies, so many truths, somehow i wish that i can hide.
shit, i need to pay my bills by sat. it's 183dollars:(
i didnt mean to spend so much hor.

this holiday is just way too short.
god, can you pls extend it? (have faith) :D
wadever, i knw this is not gg to happen.

I'M ANGRY with many many many things.
i just dont knw wad are the things.
i dont want to grow up.

ok, i shall stop whinging and say goodbye.
off my way to study and hopefully i wont be late agn for trng.
OH I WANT TO WATCH "WANTED" (angelina jolie is damn HOTHOTHOT!) (:
who want to watch with miiiii? :D
byebye(:
byebye(:
byebye(:

HELLO(: pictures from PAssion run(east coast)! suppose to run 10km but it's all taken! so we ran 5km(: Road marshals are super funny. Anw, great run and we had fun. we took the BMI thing? that tells you ur fat % and also the kcal that you should eat everyday and of course... FAT have the most FATS! HAHAHAHA, laugh until die. anw she eats chocolate anw, dont blame her:D ok, i didnt expect myself to lose weight so YAY!!!!!

:D act glam & bollybollywood!
HAHAHA WTH look at thamwanyi! HAHAHA.
chicken, no it's pig fight.

HAHAHA WTH it's the alot of hands buddlha and me an extra
look at the amt of paper cups and plastic bottles used. are they gg to recycle it? this is only one stretch, there're many more ahead. anw, i think we're killing the earth. in no time we'll perish.

goodbye(: shit school is gg to reopen :O