LAUGH OUT LOUD

THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE GG TO WORK IN A BUBBLE TEA SHOP.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
they're working at some secret place so you wont get to see them unless you're like damn unlucky. imagine them working? OMG DAMN FUNNY LAH!

the bull shitted on me

first day of work at cafe cartel is a killer. anw, since i've said that i wanted this job. i must finish it till the end. but let me rant it out.

1st misfortune:
i've got to wear a freaking over sized shirt. i look like a freaking parachute. and i've to wear a damn long apron which i feel like a dowager and i practically sweep the floor with my apron.

2nd misfortune:
my manager is a freaking philipino. my first impression of her : "shldnt she be at home doing all the cleaning?". i shall not pin point her english but she seriously shldnt be a manager lah! couldnt really look up to her.

3rd misfortune:
an ah beng and his brother working there. both of them had to guide me. IM DAMN SUAY LAH.
the cook is like a mute who doesnt like talking and he complains when the last order doesnt ends.

4th misfortune:
THERE'RE SO MANY THINGS TO TAKE NOTE OF! my brain capacity is like only one picobyte lah. how to take note!

5th misfortune:
when you clear the tables, you got to stack the plates and GLASSES. so far, i havent broke any. BETTER NOT . later dock from my pay. but i spilled coffee on my just washed converse shoe.
WTSSSSS.

6th misfortune:
one old man and 2 ah ma came into cartel. they requested for the equals sugar, specially for ppl who have diabetes.

i went back to tell them: "sorry, we dont have that kind of sugar"

he went "%$*#$@@!!!!!!!!!!!, LAST NIGHT I CAME HERE HAVE WAD, now DONT have AHHH?!"

in my heart: " dont drink coffee lah, drink plain water! got diabetes still drink coffee!"

i nicely said: "wait i'll inform my manager"

my manager got ppl to specially buy the EQUALS for them.
i went back to clear the plates, the old man said: "we waited for SO LONG, still havent come AH, the service BAD you knw." (damn naggy lah!)

i wanted to pass them salt and tell them that this "sugar" is specailly for old ppl.

7th misfortune:
i got to sweep every corner and WASH THE DAMN TOILET. thank god i no need to touch the sanitary pad.

after working at cartel, im not gg to vist cartel anm. it's not very hygenic for the staffs there and the diners and staffs are 2 worlds apart. now i really appreciate ppl who clears my table.

anw, i took it off from caryn's blog and facebook. very interesting quizz(:

Your emotion is hard to predict. You can be sad this minute and happy in the next. People might find it difficult to follow your emotion and understand you. You tend to take things seriously. Your Love, You take your time to study a person before falling in love. Once you decide that he or she is the one, no one can stop you from making progress, even your partner.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. this is not very true but part of it is.

I NO NEED TO WORK ON NEW YEAR'S EVE ANM! thanks to xingjie (:
goodbye folks and have a happy countdown celebration! :D

BOOOM

i cant see my blog. i dont knw why.
this is damn fustrating and i dont like it. what is wrong man!

christmas was great. good company and good atmosphere. probably cause i dressed up :D
celebrated with a good bunch of ppl at my pastor's hse and we played through out the night. i played wii until my right hand ached like crazy.

i went to my church during christmas eve and had service. my church is mostly made up of ppl who are above 40. they thought i was crazy when i go there all red and white (santarina). why singaporeans just cant relax even during this festive season?

i guess they might be thinking:
"this za bo, siao leh"
hahahaha.

oh. i cant hear music too! must be my brother, screwed the speakers up and now i cant hear any music! TSKKKKK.

i cant believe im gg to start working soon. at cafe cartel.
THEIR DOOM DAY IS APPROCHING :D

monday to wednesday will be my trng period and den i can start work already. $5 bucks per hr leh ): so little. bo bian. im gg to work hard. thank god my work place is quite near my hse if not i'll just die travelling.

IM GG TO FREAKIN OVER PAY FOR MY OVERSIZED UNIFORM. the person said no more s and no more m left LARGE. WAH LAO EHHHHHHHH. the small is quite big already cause the cutting is HUGEEEE. im gg to pay $45 bucks on 2 shirts and APRON?! NO WAY MAN. i dont want to look like a parachute while serving the ppl. TSKKKKK.

conclusion: life is full of challenges and SHITTTT.

ZOO TRIP

i seriously dread waking up in the morning.
i went to ZOOOOOO000000oooooo with my dearest cousin (grace) just a few days back.
we took a few photos, we could have taken more photos but she forgot to bring her camera. she's really at her old age. HAHA.

i think the animals in the zoo have a better life than me. they hardly move! me and grace almost fell asleep during the walk. we manged to cover the zoo like in 3 hrs? we had a break at KFC (the place is so damn crowded with children screaming arnd, damn annoying but they're cute) we were like 2 hungry ghost, we ate as if there were no food left. haha. that woman walked so fast, that i've to run after her. so damn hard to keep up with someone who has long legs. too bad, not in my genes.

i saw the statue of ah meng! shit i lost the photo -.- the elephants are damn cute. the kangaroos are too lazy to hop, the fishes are too lazy to swim, the birds forgot how to fly, the bored wolf walked in circles, the snakes are rotting, i bet the giraffes forgot that they have long necks too.

oh i knw quite a lot of interesting facts about some common animals like the fat hippo. they arent that useless! they yawn to show off their teeth to warn others not to provoke them and also to attract the females -.- the sex of the crocodiles are determined by the temperature of where the eggs are kept. elephants can carry heavy things which can weigh up to 500kg! so huge and strong. the emus eat metallic stuffs such as bottle caps so that they can grind their food better (good digestion). i also feel that ppl who've got proper legs shld walk and not take the tram. it's ex plus you cant see much on ur own. i love giraffe and the probocis monkeys!


PEEKTURES OF THE HIGH CLASS ANIMALS.



PAY $5 TO TOUCH US.
ELEPHANTS!
when you come to zoo, it's a must to look at the africa penguines.
their facial expressions can make you laugh out loud.

it was staring at me lah.
armpits in the air! hahahaha.
i wanted to cross over to provoke the tortise.
hard working squirrels (:
giraffe! my hillary!
PROBOSCIS MONKEY. this one yawned. damn funny.
his hands lifting his fats up. proboscis monkey no 2. :D

OH! I AM HIRED! hahahaha. im gg to work after xmas at cafe cartel (: and it's gg to be somewhere near my hse! YAY. but i got to pay for the damn shirt and apron. although the pay is gg to be average but at least im gg to have fun. i've also learnt one thing. just try my luck when comes to finding job. the more i want the job, the job will not come to me.

EVERY COTTON MARY JANE
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hahah i went to zoo with my cousin today :D we had fun.
shall blog about soon. now lazy and i finally found the pair of shoes that i've always wanted but cant be found in singapore ):

christmas is coming and im depressed.
goodnight friendz.

my all time favourite song.

me and grace(:

didnt knw wii game would turn out successful. i thought no one will come to my station cause is damn smelly. i wonder how i tahan the damn smell :D

this week is gonna be a fun week plus christmas is coming up! yay(:

i just realise. schooling is damn fun. hahaha. still rmb one incident damn stupid and funny.

sec 2, when PL was at serangoon garden.
during assembly, krystal and stephanie wee pulled out my shoelaces.
i tied them back. den they pulled them out agn. i got high tolerance and so i didnt killed them.

ms gan called us to stand up for flag raising.
i thought i was fast enough to tie my shoelaces -.-
in the end, i was the last few to stand up and she of all ppl caught me.

ms gan: "THAT GIRL (point at me), STAND UP"
i was like WTH. den i point to myself and mouthed "me ah?"
den she said "YES"
wah laoooooooooooooo.

i stood right infront of the entire school and ppl laughed at me.
ms gan told me that she'll come and find me after the assembly.
after assembly, everyone was dismissed but i stood there like a moron. i thought she forgot about me and i thought of leaving and she appeared. she didnt scold me and told her the stupid reason of why i stood up late.
ms gan: "next time you listen to instructions, after flag raising den tie ur shoelaces"
my lesson learnt is to hide the shoelaces in ur shoes -.-


now not knwing where im gg to land, still hovering arnd and banging my head just about anywhere. keep on spending money and feeling guilty and spend money agn. vicious cycle.tsk. i want to go school. but i dont want to leave those sheltering walls yet ): shopping with my mom tmr :D

i shall sleep soon and exercise tmr morning.
shit. waking up is another major problem.
goodnighty.

THIS LAST WEEK AND THIS WEEK WAS A BOMB :D
busy with church camp, busy with that and this.
really tired and i treasure the time i've before i get my results back.

caryn msged me to visit the eatandeatandeatandeatandeatandeat friend named JOELLE ONG. hahaha. she ate honey dew that is sold at the road side of malaysia and almost died. HAHA. vomited and diarrhoea. sad): she recovered so we went to catch bolt and it's 3 D and shopping! (:
the hamster can kill you, damn fat lah. hahahaha. but it's damn cute(:


two eatandeatandeatandeat monsters at town.
-.-
(:
too dark but it was a cute cupcake(:
i was irritated with joelle but was laughing at the same time.

church camp was fun, great. i've learnt alot of things and i knw one thing is that things doesnt happen coincidentally. sometimes i've to think and really reflect upon each little things and conversations. i feel a need to improve my my quiet time. we bond quite a lot during this camp and stuff. YAY:D and the youths in my church are damn crappy lah. they can joke 24/7 non stop and can kill you. HAHAHA.

anw everyone's working lah huh. shld i work at pepper lunch? $5/hr leh. i dont think worth it man. kit ru is working at aussino, a place where i can stand and sleep. i cant work there, confirm die. hui min is working at crystal jade, she almost burnt death. HAHA no lah. just the finger but i bet i'll break all the claypots.

caryn msged me to visit the eatandeatandeatandeatandeatandeat friend named JOELLE ONG. hahaha. she ate honey dew that is sold at the road side of malaysia and almost died. HAHA. vomited and diarrhoea. sad): she recovered so we went to catch bolt and it's 3 D and shopping! (:
the hamster can kill you, damn fat lah. hahahaha. but it's damn cute.

FINALLY, IM GG OUT WITH BEVERLY AND MINI WEE(: EXCITING.
damn long nv go vivo also. twilight. anyone want to watch with me????
quite sad it's NC 16, many ppl cant go. HAHA i want to rub it in. i can go! (:

goodnight!

ok. i give up on facebook. hands up.
friendster still better.
ok gg shopping at bugis tmr! yay.
hope all the bengs and lianz siam away from me.
i still rmb me and stephanie yeo got confronted by a group of AH LIANZXZXZ.
i purposely tok enguish to them so they can understood what i sayins. HAHAHA.
i think they're really crazy. they thought me and steph yeo gossiping about them when actually we were praising them for being nice to approach a lost boy. WAH LAO EH. EARS GOT PROBLEM LAH.
hahaha after toking good enguish, they want to fren fren us. HAHAHA. damn funny.
ok im gg to buy alot of cheap shirts and flood my wardrope with clothes.

track camp, ms hazelin outing, jingting's christmas party are over and i miss them all ):
got pictures but with juniors. haha post them up when i got my hands on them.
HAHA. idiot. i actually dress up during the christmas party! wahlao damn embarrassing cause ms deepa and lim yaoxiang is there-.- if ms ferng there, she'll definitely laugh at me? i wonder what's her reaction. HAHA.

anw upcoming christmas celebration, im definitely dressing up agn with that santa suit. haha so fun!
oh church camp. it's gg to be fun. im printing the camp booklets. crap i hope it'll just turn out fine or very nice if not i will kill myself. my art is so horrible, even a twirl of shit on the floor will look better than my art piece. thank god that there're talents out there to help me.

seriously i want to blog about this. rant it out man.
I DONT LIKE IRRITATING, IMPATIENT, SMELLY, CHEEKOPEK, RUDE UNCLES.
real life experiences.

1) i think i went kovan and took 113 home at 7pm which is during the peek hours. i was standing at the exit, near the tapping machine. A FREAKIN RUDE UNCLE PUSHED (with force) ME without trying to say excuse me. *stupid ass hole.

2) after track camp. we were carrying our humongous bags onto the bus. (my bad for hitting some ppl and this ass hole uncle a few times) this stupid uncle who was sitting down pushed my bag and making me to lose my balance. thank god im good at balancing. HAHA. idiot. i stared and him and tolerate.

3) TODAY. this uncle lazy to take out his wallet from his chest pocket to tap his card so hs whole body slam to the tapping machine. he deserve to be killed. den he pushed me forward to make space for him to walk-.- even the fat woman before him manage to walk past me without touching any part of my body. TSK.
ALL THE KIASU AUNTIE. just stop pushing! TSK. cant even balance urself properly, still want to get off ur seats so soon. TSK.

im so dead. i keep spending money. i dont knw where all the money goes. basically on food and drinks. die lah. so dead. after dec, im gg to get a job. a job that i'll enjoy. im quite confused these few days. confused of why ppl react that way. it's night time agn and i like to lie on my pillow and slowly drift into my dreams.
night! (: