Saturday, February 28, 2009

reminiscing

i'm missing this particular friend.
we're not talking anm since few months ago?
there're several reasons of why we're not talking anm.
friends come and go? i dont agree.
missing all the times we spent tgt, doing crazy stuffs tgt and laugh at each other's nonsense.
now that she has her life, i've moved on too.
but looking back, i wished that we're just as good when we were 15.

but i guess. some things just doesnt change..
like a retarded girl grows up to become... RETARDED WOMAN!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dont ask who cause she wants these to be destroyed long time ago! HAHA. she wants to remain anonymous. for those who know her, just by one look of these pictures you knw who is she! see? you're just as retarded looking!!!!! anw love you welly welly much <3
i think he looks better with that purple paint on and he look like clay aiken with the paint on lah! and his accent damn nice(:





siao zha bo -.-



god. what are these ppl thinking man.


Friday, February 27, 2009

plain sian-ness

my dad is on the plane now. heh heh. nobody knows this. i went to stuff a letter from me to him in his bag before we left the hse. in the letter are my feelings and thoughts. and of course, tell him the importance of christ! i hope one day he will believe in God. i feel damn sneaky lah when i checked that my mom was busy in the toilet and my dad watching tv.

today i went for the health check up with friends. can die leh this indian woman and her son. we went into the clinic. there's a sign which "for poly students, pls go in --> to register". den we went in. den the nurse told us to go out to register. naturally you'll go HUH right? for me i go WTH but i didnt say for everyone to hear. so this indian woman must come and interfere with my thoughts. she said smt like: "wad wad the hell, it's lunch time, doctor go eat.." to me. i didnt realise until i walked away. i nv WTH the doctor cause he went for lunch and besides, i dont even knw he went for lunch! i will nv WTH a doctor when he needs to take his break!

oh i walked back for eye test and stuffs, her boy said: "who ah?". the stupid indian woman eye on me and her give the shit look. i cannot ta han to be a good person anm so i rolled my eyes and said wad's ur problem back.they just give me the you're a spoiled brat look. and i almost want to say to the boy: "you mummy's boy!". KNS. i really cant stand ppl who just assumes things and nothing better to do and poke their nose into ppl's mind. irks me to the max.

the pre online enrolment thing and a whole lot of forms to fill in. seriously makes me feel sian. haha reminds me of PL alot. any good books to intro??? i just read finished cry silent tears. i hate the ending. the author nv say whether he forgives his mom or not. so it's just another typical story that a boy is being tortured in terri terrible ways.

haha daphne songs are nice. i perfer her acoustic version of paper but cant be found.






joelle and chong are killers. they can make you cry for help and den cut off all ur SOS. making you feel helpless. can die!!!!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

all beetles shall perish!

everytime i see a beetle. they go provoking the light of my room, parading around the funitures in my room. annoying to the max. i described them as humans -.- anw. they will come charging towards me after they finished roaming. a stupid beetle landed on my head just now. CAN DIE. just listen to their wings flattering around the house makes me feel like vomiting already. hate them to the core!

there was this time when i was walking to the bathroom to bathe. i thought i stepped on some scotch tape that was rolled into a ball or some nonsense which got stucked between my big toe and second toe. den i cant believe i did this. i took out a beetle which got stucked between my toes! gross like shit. i flushed it right down into the bowl. sian. the beetles got nothing better to do. in the end, still die in my hands. haw haw.

my mother is the best. when there's a lizard in the bowl, she uses hot water to kill it -.- she can just use anything to smash them and you will see the lizard's blood oozing out. kill me, damn gross.

hahaha i cant to see all my track mates this fri! :D
MISS YOU ALL LIKE CRAZY!
cant wait to give them a squeeze when i see them!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

the world is so cute!



THE WORLD'S SHORTEST/SMALLEST MAN!


he's so so so so so short! and cute!



hahahahaha this is damn funny. but i feel that they're making fun of the two of them.

looks like the smaller one has better dress sense den the bigger one :D
this makes me wonder how small are all his organs.. like his brain.. his feet..
and so... the smallest man is the only one who can ride the world's smallest car:smallest violin..

use the smallest nitendo dx?

use the smallest gun in the whole wide world..


the only one who can hold this tea pot with his hands..

ride on the smallest horse...



possibly run with this dog..

fit into this woman's stomach? THIS IS GROSS.
anw back to this man.
Recognised last year by Guinness World Records as the world's shortest man who is mobile, 20-year-old He Pingping stands only 74.1 centimetres (26 inches) and weighs seven kilos (15.4 pounds).
to those who thinks that they're a shorty and has low self esteem about ur height. this is ur perfect ans to ppl who thinks you're short loser. "I'm not particularly envious of someone who is tall. If you're tall it is hard to move and it's very inconvenient," said He, who was in Japan to appear on television.
He said one chicken nugget was enough to fill him for the day, although he said he can eat up to a bowl of hot noodle soup when he's feeling particularly hungry.
Despite his tiny height, He, who lives with his sister, smokes a pack of cigarettes per day but said he was trying to cut back "because it's bad for the health."
OH MY GOODNESS... i wonder if he takes hours to light the cigarette. i think he puts
that lit cigarette on the table and try damn hard to stuff the cigarette into his mouth. haha. smoking is bad and i think his inner body are all black now.
i cant believe i havent sleep yet! im gg to die during the tea ceremony later at my cousin's hse. cant wait to eat good food :D JOELLE THANKS FOR UR ACCOMPANY!!!! jealous that i got good food later! YAY!
i hope everyone is dreaming of me now:D
oh, i got a damn sweet dream ytd night. hope there's encore:D

Friday, February 13, 2009

secret valentine

Has octuplets mother had an Angelina Jolie makeover?


According to Dr. Anthony Youn, Suleman appears to have had her lips augmented and her nose reshaped to bring her visage closer in likeness to the Changeling actress, who is almost as famous for her love of kids as her movies.

Unmarried and living with her parents in California, Suleman made world headlines last month when she gave birth to eight babies after having multiple embryos implanted. She's already had six.

Far from having the income of an Oscar-winning star, some have accused Suleman of being irresponsible for choosing to have such a large family as a single mother.

Suleman, speaking out in an interview with NBC, brushed off the criticism and allegations that she is trying to out-do the Oscar-winning leading lady.

Speaking specifically about Jolie she said, "I have never even thought of Angelina Jolie, except the last time I saw a movie. I think that was like years ago. This is so far away from the place I'm in right now, to think of any celebrity."

There have been reports of Suleman attempting to contact Angelina during her pregnancy and others quoting those close to her as saying she has a fascination with the star.






she's killing herself. so many kids! how to cope?! the kids are fatherless so who's being irresponsible here? no wonder i feel that her lips is too heavy for her to talk. COPY CAT-.- she has a total of 14 kids and they're of young age and how is she gg to provide them with enough attention? sigh.


caught benjamin button few days ago? it's nice(: some ppl may find the duration a little long but worth to catch it! the make up is really good. plus brad pitt is so handsome.

i had so much fun ytd! at east coast with chong caryn and joelle. obviously, caryn can skate better and faster than us. me joelle and chong almost died! :D after few minutes skating at the ring to "warm up", we got the hang of it and decided to hit the wild road. HAHA. not wild lah but obviously the road is much rougher and branches and rubbish and humps and slopes..

thank god, no injuries and we all skate well (: we wanted to go pet farm after that but it's too far so we've decided to hang around at PP and den went to chong's hse with caryn. joelle went home to sleep on her "floor". guess wad? saw chloe on the bridge when we were heading to juntion 8. talk about an hour on the bridge?! den chloe went home and came to chong's hse afterwards. headed home and had muscle aches at weird places -.- neck and arms.


heh heh LOVE YOU GUYS <3





Saturday, February 7, 2009

dont ask why

there are many whys in this world.
my mom will always tell me not to ask why to questions which will nv give you an answer. cause it just happened this way.

anw went shopping with chong and jo! i just realise, all the things that i bought are all black. really had fun(: jo and chong were behaving weirdly today. just when i was about to pay the cashier, they snatched to pay the shirt for me -.- cause it was my birthday present from them. hahaha. next time im gg to do that to them too.

Katy perry replaces Lily allen?
http://melodyplant.com/2008/06/15/katy-perry-replaces-lily-allen/
pls lah. katy perry is much better :P




hahaha i buay tahan their conversation in this video!

paris: so lady gaga you're the fashion icon
gaga: no. im not.
paris: you have become the icon...
gaga: thanks (: ...

HUH?!

anw, looking at my friend's blog, talking about their experience at their jcs, makes me feel so weird? haha. im too used to saying "when school reopens?" instead of "when is school gg to start?"

IM VEXED.

Friday, February 6, 2009

turn the car around

today, worked at cartel and this family of 5 walked in.
as usual, i will serve them drinks and bread.
also gave them time to look and decide wad they want to eat.
den i walked to the counter and stone.
their table was near the counter so can hear their conversations.



son: i want the urban bread pudding

mom: not bad, try lor.

dad: huh? you want the urban BREAST pudding ah.

son: no. is urban bread pudding. hahahaha! why do you think is breast pudding?!

mom (kept quiet)



me: HAHAHAHA!
this goes to show that guys are very very "dirty" :D






Jessica Alba's weight loss secret
'Sin City' actress Jessica Alba has revealed the secret behind her quick weight loss following the birth of her daughter last year - she wore a girdle.

She said: 'I wore a girdle. Eight weeks after my girlfriend had her baby, you could see her six-pack. She told me to put an elastic band around my waist - any kind of band or girdle works. I didn't recover as fast as she did. I don't have a six-pack - that's just not my body at all.'

Jessica albaaa...

Monday, February 2, 2009

yes

i like this song..
i think the acoustic version nicer.
YES IM GG TO LEARN THIS SONG!!!

ahhhh

i've got spiky hair! :O can die.
i wanted new hair cut so i went to my hse salon. this gay who cut my hair is cool. anw, so i wanted new hairstyle and he explained why i cant cut the normal short is cause of my previous haircut which is bob style and so i got this hair. wait. IM NOT A BUTCH HOR. hahaha. dont mistaken my identity. HAHAHA.